the concept of godzilla being a vengeful representation of nuclear destruction and the concept of godzilla being a big lizard who fights other monsters are two girls who make out sloppily btw
they are going to execute me in the town square for taking 19 days to respond to an important email
the vast majority of diy an average person needs in their life for basic maintenance is absolutely dogshit easy
if you have like 5 hand tools and a can-do attitude congrats. youve solved 90% of your home maintenance problems. theres no need to ask and wait for other ppl to do it for you, or got forbid pay out the ass for maintenance guys. this is my universal advice for city dwellers
actually im not done. the 5 hand tools are a claw hammer, a screwdriver (the kind with swappable bits), combination pliers, an adjustable wrench, and a tape measure. now all you need is a phone with internet. go to yt and type in "how to do x". watch a 5 min video showing you how to do it. do it. congrats. you are now the handyman of the house and the world is your oyster
obligatory disclaimer for the piss on the poor website though. dont fuck with electricity if you dont know what youre doing, and save plumbing issues for later when youre not so green anymore. ok now go and be free
Anime is great. Anime will be like “this is my character of ambiguous western descent. Their name is the most incomprehensible combination of made up sounds. And if not that, it is a name that has not appeared on a single birth certificate since 1773.
Code Geass went and said “most of these character hail from Future Sort-of-Britain, including our main character, who will be named Lelouch just like every single British person isn’t.” Then they decided to distract you from this by naming his love interest Shirley, cornering the market of 80+ year old grandmothers clutching their 3 bowls of strawberry sucker candy in delight. Code Geass didn’t even call it a day here they had one more trick up their sleeve and it was to name the third character in the group Rivalz, a name and a character which appeal to exactly no one.
Tiger and Bunny said “What should our western young-20′s heartthrob successful pretty-boy deuteragonist be named? What screams ‘young’ and ‘trendy’ and ‘brilliant’ and ‘sexy’? Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks. This is our Sex Symbol Barnaby.” I bet a bunch of ghosts from the 17th century were stoked about that one. I bet Barnaby walks into gift shops asking if they have any of the travel keychains in his name and he gets laughed out of the store. I bet Barnaby’s parents didn’t die, they just faked their deaths to get away from him seeing as they hated him enough to name him Barnaby.
I haven’t followed Attack on Titan in 7 years but yall have a character named Pieck Finger. That’s it that’s my roast.
I JUST REMEMBERED
BACCANO HAS A CHARACTER NAMED JACUZZI SPLOT
JACUZZI SPLOT
There are 3 kinds of tags on this post
- Code Geass fans saying “that’s fair”
- HxH/Death Note/Fate/JoJo fans informing me of terrible horrible names that perfectly prove my point and also deal psychic damage with every new addition
- Baccano fans who are absolutely ready to throw hands with me
CHROLLOS ALT NAME IS THAT????
QUATTRO
W H A T
And then you get the ones where they’re like “puns work the same in English as in Japanese, right?” and like. No. No they do not.
Don’t forget that every other woman has to either be ‘Liz’ or named after a flower.
In fairness, that could be part of the Barnaby Effect. Rose, Rosemary/Rosemarie, Lily/Lilly, Violet, Olive/Olivia/Oliver, and Rowan are all flower/plant names that either are, or at some point were, common in English, and I’m sure that’s not an exhaustive list.









